"HOW I FINALLY TAUGHT THE BIG GUY A LESSON"
I did not provoke the fight, so I feel no remorse for what I was forced to do. We were arguing, and seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover for his stupidity. He swung at me first, but being in top condition, I was able to act quickly and block the punch neatly with my head. Where upon I lurched to the ground knocking him down on top of me. Then I placed me ear in his mouth and poked his finger with my eye. His teeth hurt so from the strength of my ear, that he became irate and tried to kick me. But....I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face. I scrambled to me feet and ran to my car hoping I could get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could get my car started, he pulled me from the still opened door. I then proceeded to swing at him, but only managed to hit myself in the head. To this I said, "What's this? Two against one?" That was the final straw! I lost all control. There would be no mercy!! Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach---then I clobbered him two or three times in the fist with my teeth! He had had it! I could tell. After that he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken!!!
-Anonymous
Perspective and Attitude are everything!
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